So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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