it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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