Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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