yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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