if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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