dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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