I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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