You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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