Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize