the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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