love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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