So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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