Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just found a bag of teeth...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize
