I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I touched a dick in church today
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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