I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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