Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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