I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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