i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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