3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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