Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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