Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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