Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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