@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
