Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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