she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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