i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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