I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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