dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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