Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
