? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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