My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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