If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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