I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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