break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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