as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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