kristin has been a bad kristin
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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