your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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