i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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