I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just invented taco cereal.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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