This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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