I need help removing her.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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