If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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