I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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