My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have post one night stand depression
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