I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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