Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
nutella sex= disaster
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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