White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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