I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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