like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i think i scared a bird with my dick
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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