They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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