I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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