Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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