Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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