ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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