theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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