I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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